My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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