every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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