I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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