I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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