and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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