Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
