One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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