Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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