Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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