I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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