I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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