What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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