Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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