Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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