Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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