bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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