Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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