i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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