HIV tests are more positive than that guy
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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