if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
This house was built for laser tag.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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