Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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