If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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