you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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