he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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