He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
operation harelip BJ is a go
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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