when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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