Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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