Do you still have your period?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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