They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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