You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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