:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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