if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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