im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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