There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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