I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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