That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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