I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
So much Jack, so little girl.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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