omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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