You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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