so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I smell stomach acid.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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