Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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