Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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