After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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