i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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