You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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