your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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