I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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