It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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