You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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