dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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