glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think I have vodka in my lungs
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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