speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
