So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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