and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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